Life is a weird and wonderful nightmare




I'm Bliss, truly Bliss, 26 year old fangirl living large and keeping it weird in Austin Texas. What you should expect to see here in no particular order: South Park, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Futurama, The Hobbit, Eddie Izzard, Star Trek, Marvel, Doctor Who and Teen Wolf. There is also a fair amount of senseless rambling about my life. I don't bite often so feel free to follow me or just hit me up to chat ;)



charlottedsweb:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

moeranda:

dadiva18:

jen-the-pariah:

jennyrage:

cthulhupeelz:

n0tsaved:

cthulhupeelz:

erinmariemcg:

Southern Snowstorm

Minnesotans and Wisconsinites laughing in the distance.

No, seriously, that shit’s “light” for us.

Hahahaha WEAK SAUCE

SAUCE SO WEAK IT’S KETCHUP

I heard there was snow in this post but I don’t see it.

More proof of why the north won.

New England shakes their heads

…. is this a joke.

I feel like this is from a zombie movie

The snow storm we had was very mild by your “Northern” standards, but there are several trees down on the road that leads to my grans house and I can’t get up there to check on her.

As a kid, we’d get ice storms up here in the BRM that would take out the power for two weeks at a time when the weather channel said we’d only get about two inches.

SHE’S 88, Can’t COOK FOR HERSELF, AND HAS HAD A STROKE.

SO YEAH I WENT OUT YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT 10 LOAVES OF BREAD AND 10 PACKS OF LUNCH MEAT AND A COOLER AND TOOK IT TO HER.

SO GET OFF MY ASS.

I agree, in Texas most drivers don’t know how to drive on ice. It’s not something that is seriously taught and we obviously don’t have tons of experience. In one day there were over 100 car accidents in Austin alone. That’s not to mention the fires from people who don’t understand that chimneys need to be clean. Or how about the animals shelters that were built for hot weather and now finding places for the animals inside so they don’t freeze is a necessity.
I have had plenty of good natured laughs at northerns ribbing the south over this, but really it’s something to think about.

(via operation-bagginshield)



justabrowncoatedwench:

trulybliss:

fandomsandfeminism:

tortilla-prophet:

Link
IN RELATED NEWS I WANT TO MOVE TO FUCKING CANADA
FUCK THIS TOILET BOWL OF A COUNTRY I’M DONE

What. In. The. Fuck.

Y’all, he didn’t shoot her cause she wouldn’t have sex with him, he shot her cause she was robbing him! Get the whole story before you jump to conclusions and don’t trust misleading headlines. 

How about shooting her in the NECK is the problem? That’s my big issue with it. There are a multitude of ways to retrieve one’s money WITHOUT maiming or killing the person robbing you. Especially as a man facing off against a woman. Why not just call the cops on her?

Especially as a man facing off against a woman? It doesn’t matter what gender you are, Texas law allows you to use deadly force during a theft. He had a gun, so he shot her. If he had a knife in his hand he probably would’ve cut her. If he had been weaponless it’s likely he would have hit her and been well within his legal right. Don’t rob people. 

justabrowncoatedwench:

trulybliss:

fandomsandfeminism:

tortilla-prophet:

Link

IN RELATED NEWS I WANT TO MOVE TO FUCKING CANADA

FUCK THIS TOILET BOWL OF A COUNTRY I’M DONE

What. In. The. Fuck.

Y’all, he didn’t shoot her cause she wouldn’t have sex with him, he shot her cause she was robbing him! Get the whole story before you jump to conclusions and don’t trust misleading headlines. 

How about shooting her in the NECK is the problem? That’s my big issue with it. There are a multitude of ways to retrieve one’s money WITHOUT maiming or killing the person robbing you. Especially as a man facing off against a woman. Why not just call the cops on her?

Especially as a man facing off against a woman? It doesn’t matter what gender you are, Texas law allows you to use deadly force during a theft. He had a gun, so he shot her. If he had a knife in his hand he probably would’ve cut her. If he had been weaponless it’s likely he would have hit her and been well within his legal right. Don’t rob people. 

(Source: poodle-feathers)


1 year ago · 28,403 notes · originally from poodle-feathers
#guess what? TEXAS!

IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU MAY LIVE IN TEXAS 

(Source: scarpool, via fuckyeahtx)


1 year ago · 1,849 notes · originally from scarpool
#p much #guess what? TEXAS!

bowsic:

oniderp:

What happens in Texas

the epitome of Texas

bowsic:

oniderp:

What happens in Texas

the epitome of Texas

(Source: vophie, via arasellle)


1 year ago · 62 notes · originally from vophie
#GUESS WHAT? TEXAS!

madladyrandom:

Tumbleweeds Cover One Texas Home

The winds definitely packed a punch on Monday [Feb 25, 2013]. Debris and damage could be seen everywhere. That’s not unusual, but in Midland, [Texas], something happened that had drivers slamming on the breaks and stopping to take pictures.
Wicked winds caused chaos throughout the Basin. …But the most fascinating event that spread like wildfire was a picture of tumbleweeds piling up on a Midland home.
“My wife sends me a text message with the picture of the entire left side of our house here and it’s just completely covered with tumbleweeds, most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen,” homeowner, Josh Pitman, said.
The winds blew all the tumble weeds, some even on the roof and wrapped around Pitman’s house.
“I didn’t even know this many tumbleweeds existed,” Pitman said.

madladyrandom:

Tumbleweeds Cover One Texas Home

The winds definitely packed a punch on Monday [Feb 25, 2013]. Debris and damage could be seen everywhere. That’s not unusual, but in Midland, [Texas], something happened that had drivers slamming on the breaks and stopping to take pictures.

Wicked winds caused chaos throughout the Basin. …But the most fascinating event that spread like wildfire was a picture of tumbleweeds piling up on a Midland home.

“My wife sends me a text message with the picture of the entire left side of our house here and it’s just completely covered with tumbleweeds, most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen,” homeowner, Josh Pitman, said.

The winds blew all the tumble weeds, some even on the roof and wrapped around Pitman’s house.

“I didn’t even know this many tumbleweeds existed,” Pitman said.

(via fuckyeahtx)


1 year ago · 188 notes · originally from donna-old-blog
#Guess what? TEXAS!

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

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1 year ago · 743,319 notes · originally from time-for-maps
#guess what? TEXAS! #Q

My official review of A Town Called Mercy  



things i call everyone, regardless of gender 

ramwife:

  • honey
  • hun
  • cutie
  • dear
  • lovely
  • love
  • gurl
  • dude
  • bro

so don’t be offended if i call you any of the above

If you object let me know and I’ll try to remember, but I’m not trying to call you out or anything, I’ve always just addressed people like this.

(Source: hiatusbound, via zombiezeemo)



airdotcaptain:

why


ugh it’s not even july yet!

airdotcaptain:

why

ugh it’s not even july yet!


2 years ago · 11 notes · originally from airdotcaptain
#guess what? TEXAS!

I saw Bernie today, it was amazing and Jack Black was freaking flawless. This part though was easily one of my favorite bits.